goodnight
psa

I’m only going to be on mobile for the next week+ so I can’t shuffle my queue so it’s gonna be really unevenly distributed, content-wise!!!

justice-kun:

did you just accuse yourself of murder to protect your client

(Source: apolojustice, via allonsyblue)

pixiecasey:



glamour tips i have read that can also be applied to the loch ness monster:

stay hydrated
be elusive
avoid a harsh flash
try to get plenty of exercise
play hard to get
be aware of lighting
elongate the neck
eat plenty of fish
grow old gracefully
keep an air of mystery
a true lady reveals nothing

pixiecasey:

glamour tips i have read that can also be applied to the loch ness monster:
  • stay hydrated
  • be elusive
  • avoid a harsh flash
  • try to get plenty of exercise
  • play hard to get
  • be aware of lighting
  • elongate the neck
  • eat plenty of fish
  • grow old gracefully
  • keep an air of mystery
  • a true lady reveals nothing

(via glorianas)

distaction:

she wears short skirts i wear t shirts shes cheer captain and im slim shady yes im the real shady all you other slim shadys are just imitating

(Source: novoselic, via glorianas)

Had she escaped the Lannisters to tumble into worse?

horrorscopes

oreimo:

Airs- strong feelings 4 any1 who calls them cute bc they know they r not

Tarus- big head

Gemeni- kind of good looking

Cancer- smart, strong, beautiful, perfect. do not come for them

Leo- wimps

Virgin- cautious and not trusting 

Liberal- smart asses but never know what they talkin abt

Scorpion- manipulative but every1 looks past it bc they r hot

Saggitarius- do not come into contact with them no matter wat

Capricon- horny 24/7

Aquariums- K…

Pieces- ugly

(via kaholi)

His sister sat in a puddle of wine, cradling her son’s body. Her gown was torn and stained, her face white as chalk.

The boy is gone, Cersei.

(Source: alswearengen, via queencersei)

cyberloin:

just so everyone is aware, if you are in the continental united states, you may not ship live scorpions by ground but you permitted to do so by air

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